I’ve hunted and killed almost everything I could want, Bear, Elk, Deer, Puma, Javalina, Pig, Turkey, Dove, Quail, Duck, Rabbit, I have squirrel in the freezer right now. And I am armed to the eye teeth!
I’ve eaten most everything there was to eat, Rat, Monkey, Cat, Turtle, Dog, you name it and I’ve probably eaten it and enjoyed most all of it.
I can testify truthfully that I would never starve. One of the most ridiculous things that I have ever heard are the reports of people calling the authorities because there’s a wild animal in their pool, garage, or trapped in their back yard, or god forbid, running through their living room or kitchen (probably, right at the refrigerator).
You’ve seen or heard of them on the news. Reporters love these stories because it distracts us from the real news about how much we’re all really screwed. Mostly by the government, but I digress.
Alligators in the swimming pool. Deer wrapped up in the swing set. Huge snake in the house or garage. My very first thought is, how stupid are these people?
I know some of these people. Individuals that would starve to death surrounded by bunnies and chickens. It really blows my mind. The universe has delivered a huge bounty of meat to your door step and you’re going to call the police! These are the same people who die from a power blackouts!
My only thought would be, how do I kill and clean it without alerting the neighbors or getting caught? And who really needs that! "Again!"
“Oh that crazy bas#$%d is shooting his gun in his house!” “Again!” Busybodies!
I’ll worry about freezer space and charcoal, after it's dead, and maybe some lemon butter ( for the reptiles). You know, I do have friends with freezers!
Don’t judge me too quickly! Even vegetarians kill. Everything that a human being eats, was once alive. It shouldn’t matter weather it was running around or sitting there minding its own business, killing is killing, it‘s just a fact of nature.
And baby, I’m au naturale! (well unless I get caught, again!)
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